Tuesday, June 15, 2010

The leaking men




I empathize with our men. Most of them suffer from urinary problem(one in the long list of problems). They have frequent, urgent urge to urinate. These sad people can't control their bladders, let alone their lives. They gotta pee when they gotta pee. Place is of no concern, afterall... uska bulaava hai... Men from no other country, except maybe from the subcontinent, can boast of the privilege of unzipping and relieving themselves whenever, whereever. So, they may not be going great guns in athletics or aesthetics but when it comes to sheer shamelessness none to beat our men. Our men take the crown hands(pants) down in this category. Moreover, they have to assert their ownership of the land(it is a man's world). It is a male thing to mark the territory. Since the authority is mostly made up of men who truly understand and empathise with this basic need of men we need not worry about any kind of restrictions being imposed on them. The policeman and the layman share camaraderie and pee together all over the land. Our men are safe and happy.



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