A thing called love

What is this thing called love? If it is a thing I might as well quantify it. A cup(big one) of love every morning and night should be good for my overall well-being. Or I might as well buy tonnes of love and stock...you never know, at times, the requirement shoots up. If love is a matter, then which state is it in? Solid – so I can eat love, what joy! the two greatest pleasures of life in a combi-pack. I am sure it has high calories and it is, of course, as addictive as chocolate. Too much love can thus be harmful. Love would be that treat you give yourself once in a while. Liquid – drinking love is the solution in this fast-paced age where noone has time for frivolities. Gas – Yes...this seems right...love is just gas ...invisible..no odour (it does stink at times though). You can’t see it till it takes the shape of the container(U may call it a 'lover'). The container has to be changed now and again, otherwise the chemical reaction results in the stinking I mentioned earlier. It plays havoc with your senses and can cause brain damage
Love...love...love...here I come...I will eat u, drink u, and then let u assail my senses