Saturday, March 6, 2010

And they lived happily ever after

Marriages are made in heaven...the ones in India definitely are. Why else do you think Indian marriages are so successful. Just see the rate of divorces in India, it is far less compared to some other parts of the world. We are a country of happily married couples. And this is not just divine intervention, this happiness is borne out of the puurrrfect understanding in our marriages. There are no false pretenses over a concept called 'love'. We don't let such alien elements damage our marriages. We arrange our marriages, then arrange it more..chalk out the individual roles and make sure that all the ways out of it are shut tight. Now, if you are thinking all this is easy...you are yet to get to know the grit and determination of the Indian woman.
The Indian woman makes her subtle moves delicately, she is very gentle...She adopts her husband, taking care of all his needs right from his morning cup of tea to his romp in the bed at night.

Intelligence does play a great role in making marriages succeed. For instance, the wife sees to it that she makes an invalid out of her husband. He is like a 3-4-yr-old who needs to be chaperoned. Indian men do clean up after relieving themselves but for the rest, they marry.
The roles are defined. The man earns, the woman spends. The woman cooks, the man eats. The Indian woman is not demanding, she is content with her TV. And if she does get a little demanding at times, the man gives her some children to play with. This is what we call 'perfect understanding'.
What a blissful state of affairs..they love each other so much that they now cant live without each other...So every morning the 4-year-old goes out, works and comes home to his momma, wifey, sister, caretaker, lover...wow..what a package...which man wouldn't want free sex and hot food...
Long live Indian marriages..

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